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  • Machead III
    Jan 6, 09:50 AM
    Hmm...

    I wasn 't buying any of the in depth analysis people were making over the New Year splash, but now...

    We can be pretty sure the two images represent colours and styles involved in a new theme - whether that theme is simply a logo for iTV (most likely), Leopard (still pretty likely) or an iPhone/new iPod (unlikely, just because... it doesn't look very relevant) is unknown.

    I hope it's Leopard tbh. I couldn't give a sh�t about iTV.





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  • BornAgainMac
    Sep 1, 05:57 AM
    Microsoft is a Apple developer. I doubt the super secret features are included. When it turns Beta then the super secret features will be added and publicly exposed by Apple. My guess is November but no later than January.





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  • Mac Composer
    Feb 20, 11:18 AM
    I can't answer your specific question other than to say I'm running Logic 9 on a MBP, 2.66 i7, 8 GBs. I'm running 50+ tracks of virtual instruments, with a lot of FX. My samples are all installed on a separate drive, but I'm not even getting a hiccup with playback. Smooth as silk.





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  • srxtr
    May 2, 03:22 PM
    Now, are the lines slanted or straight?

    Image (http://coolrain44.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/optical-illusions.png)

    The White vs Black iPhone could be an optical illusion, it depends on angle.

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  • simsaladimbamba
    Apr 12, 08:06 AM
    winclone hasn't been updated in a while but could still work for you.

    however, also have a look @ Casper (http://www.fssdev.com/).

    I know about the WinClone part, but how would one run Casper when restoring the Windows partition?

    It says the following on its website:


    Casper provides a near-instant recovery capability by creating a fully bootable backup of a Windows system drive, including a backup that can boot and run directly from an external USB drive�.


    � Requires computer with BIOS support for booting from USB hard disk drive (USB-HDD) devices. Not all computers support booting and running from USB hard disk drive type devices.


    Does that mean, a backup via those means could be booted from an external HDD connected to a Mac?





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  • WiiDSmoker
    Mar 25, 08:36 AM
    Before all you Apple fannies disagree with this; just remember Apple is trying to sue everyone else too.

    It's all ridiculous.



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  • MacRumors
    Oct 10, 07:28 AM
    http://www.macrumors.com/images/macrumorsthreadlogo.gif (http://www.macrumors.com)

    Commercial Times claims (http://www.digitimes.com/systems/a20061010PR204.html) that Foxconn Electronics has received notebook orders from Apple and volume shipments of one new MacBook model by the of the year.

    While the news is being reported by Digitimes, the source of the information is Commercial Times, a Chinese-language paper, which in turn cites Vincent Chen, an analyst at Credit Lyonnais Securities Asia.

    While this report only addresses a new MacBook model, rumors continue to claim (http://www.macrumors.com/pages/2006/10/20061006190658.shtml) that MacBook Pro and MacBook updates are planned before the holiday season.





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  • BC2009
    Feb 23, 05:23 PM
    So wait I will need to be burdened with a lower time out period because some soccer mom refuses to discipline junior while she sips on a venti iced latte from starbucks in her 2010 QX45 Urban assault vehicle??


    hillarious - rofl.

    This is welcome news. I hope all purchases, not just from the app store, are completely regulated and controlled. They also should pass some regulations into what not only our kids should eat, but also us adults. What about the fashion and clothing industry. What a waste of money. Regulate that as well. We don't need fancy clothes when our money could be used instead to fund pensions and research the growth of algae in tropical coral reefs.

    If they are successful at enacting all of these wonderful regulations, then we can all get lobotomies and be led around with a government helper on full benefits. Our day will come. Government is indeed good.

    enjoyed that immensely. thank you for the post.

    Please let this serve as public notice of my intentions to bring to market, iParent, a revolutionary new app that allows even the laziest dumb asses to be good parents. Simply type in your parental situation into the app and buy your answer via an in-app purchase. :rolleyes:

    You should have it let the users subscribe to questions and answers from other parents too so it is a recurring charge.

    Parenting fail. People should learn how to use the device and check if the device has parental controls.

    Truly, parents have become dependent on Uncle Sam to do the parenting work for them....

    Yes "parent" is not just a noun, it is also a verb. It is something you are suppose to do when you have children. Handing a kid a device that is ready to let them buy whatever they want is irresponsible and has consequences. Both children and parents need to understand that.

    My kid racked up $380 in cell downloads in one month. I didn't need my senator to step in. I took away her phone for a month, blocked her ability to purchase ANYTHING on it, and worked out the bill with my provider (AT&T) who practically wiped it all away.

    As a father of three, I applaud you. You dealt with the result, taught your kid the consequences for her actions, and made sure it would not happen again. This is exactly what is suppose to happen when you have kids. You can't anticipate everything they might do, but you sure can make them understand the consequences for their actions and make changes to avoid history from repeating itself.



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  • JDDavis
    Mar 6, 06:42 AM
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    Really like the tone and the kind of retro feel. It's simple but it works well.





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  • Rt&Dzine
    Apr 7, 05:07 PM
    I thought you felt this way about the Jews... So, who's worse? The tea baggers or the christ killers?

    Hey . . . we determined that the Palestinians were the Christ killers.



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  • appleguy123
    Mar 26, 05:15 PM
    Steve: See this hands? I could kill you with my bare hands right here!!!
    Eric: uh huh..
    Those hands hold the new iPhone. http://www.theonion.com/articles/apple-claims-new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal,2772/





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  • GoodWatch
    Apr 12, 03:04 PM
    WTF? Why does the MS Office updater force me to quit chrome ????

    Yes, that IS the end of the world of course.... :rolleyes:



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  • Grey Beard
    Sep 14, 04:23 PM
    I've had several via iv, and I just lie back and enjoy the warm rush. Whether the buzzard's crutch taste in your mouth afterwards is another matter altogether.

    Hope it all goes well and do keep us updated.

    Grey Beard





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  • Dreadnought
    Jun 23, 05:50 PM
    Cool redeye, thanks for the update! And it's here about the same, the heat that is. Too hot to get some sleep. So, installing the widget at 00:48 CET is the best thing to do! :D And I think it's time to get this baby out of its Beta status and make it version 1.05. After this update, you have earned your rest, for the weekend that is :p



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  • Analog Kid
    Nov 21, 09:24 PM
    Maybe the Power Chips (http://www.powerchips.gi/index.shtml) website is more welcoming. Seems like similar technology with a larger potential for energy recovery (70-80%). Hard to believe.

    I dunno-- the dolphin speared by a mining pick was a bit unsettling...





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  • BRLawyer
    Mar 26, 04:53 PM
    ""They're going to see it all eventually so who cares how they get it." Which seemed to be about web content, said the tipster."

    How can that be interpreted about web content ? :confused:

    Exactly, Jobs was just talking about paparazzi taking pics of 'em. :D



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  • acurafan
    Mar 23, 06:27 PM
    that's great. now delta force can each carry 5 iphones - one for each task!! and 5 chargers for each phone after they last 10 minutes on the app - in addition to their 70lbs of gear. :D





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  • Ish
    Mar 12, 05:13 PM
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    Nice one! :)





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  • AFo1184
    Apr 21, 04:21 PM
    Hopefully Samsung doesn't sue for the name:rolleyes:

    That would be funny if they did. Speaking of Suing for naming rights. You know what would be funny if Volkswagen AG Sued Apple for using the name A4,A5, being those are names of some Audi models. Since everyone is suing everyone else might as well give VW the idea to get in on the fun





    ender land
    Apr 23, 11:00 PM
    Yea see I don't like his campaign. I recently watched an interview and he said he would renegotiate with China about our debt and the lady said you can't just call a nation and do that and Trump said with the right people you can do anything. I laughed so hard at that. China is not just going to cave in to your requests. And also the only thing his "campaign" will run on is the birther issue which will get him nowhere.


    Well you kinda can if you know enough of the right people :)

    . I just hope the republicans find a good candidate because I really don't want Obama back in office.

    I feel similarly but also as if Republicans are like "ok guys, what's the WORST candiate we can think of to put up?" for president as of late. Maybe Sarah Palin got character assassinated (which probably happened some) but even as someone who liked McCain she drove me up the wall with how ditzy she seemingly tried to be.





    bigjnyc
    Apr 12, 01:56 PM
    Pages and Number are TRASH compared to Word and Excel(especially excel)

    Keynote is actually pretty good!

    Dont be a uninformed fanboy. k? Thanks

    I agree. Numbers can't even tie excel's shoe laces lol.





    7on
    Mar 29, 03:50 PM
    I am tempted to buy one for this reason. I was able to look at one in a store earlier today and wow, its ugly.. I really prefer the look of the DSi a lot more, the 3DS just looks horrible compared to the DSi.

    The 3D aspect really means nothing to me as I cannot see anything in 3D (glasses based or this I assume) because of my vision issues. The idea of having better graphics compels me, however I'm not sure if I will get one just yet.

    Go for the NGP then :p





    Apple OC
    Apr 23, 12:39 AM
    sure why not ... I also wanted Ross Perot to be President





    Brien
    Oct 6, 11:40 AM
    A 4" iPhone would probably replace the 3.5" model so all the current apps would run on it no problem. It might require some tweaking for some apps but the upside is you get to update your app and sell it again.

    If they build an iPhone with the same size screen as the iPod Nano then they could invite developers to develop mini-apps for that size screen to be used on the iPod Nano and iPhone Nano, creating a new AppStore category. Would be a huge market and very attractive to developers of news/info related apps.

    Thats what I would think would be most likely if there was to be a smaller iPhone. As a developer, I just can't see Apple adding two new iPhone sizes. They can't just make the screen smaller as it may make some buttons/UI elements unusable. They could probably go to 4" and keep the same resolution, but at a loss of ppi. 3.5" is great because you can use it with one hand.



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