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  • anilsal
    10-12 12:06 PM
    in the processing of receipts, EAD and AP. I know it is very frustrating to have not received your receipts.

    All you can do is wait some more time AND call the 800 number once in a while to see if the receipt is being generated.

    As long as you have a fedex tracking confirmation, you should be fine. The receipts will get generated.





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  • visa_reval
    12-12 11:34 AM
    This is a good doc to help you get started in correcting your I-94.





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  • optimist578
    11-24 08:02 PM
    I forgot to mention that I also have a valid h1b visa. I don't intend to use my EAD. So in that case if I go back to f1, what will happen to my PD and 485 application?
    or is it better to fall back on EAD and continue with education? Please advice!
    Optimist578 - can you please let us know what you find out from your attorney?
    thanks a lotsxk


    I am planning to pursue my studies part-time, while working fulltime on H1B or EAD. If you move to F1 visa, you will have to forego your immigration application. To apply for immigration later will require you to start all over again. It is unbelievable !! :mad:
    So, depending upon your age and other factors, you should consider studying part-time or wait till you get your GC.

    ------------------------
    EB3 March 2003
    AOS RD: June 22 '07
    EAD, AP Received





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  • karanp25
    08-03 02:10 AM
    No worries...i am in same situation...did my FP early this yr. EAD renewal card says "No FP available".

    Sorry - did not check this thread till today

    My RD was July 11 for both of us - got Ead for me Aug 2 with 2 yr validity

    hers is still pending

    Mine shows no FP on file even though I did FP in Oct 07 ( less than 1 yr) That kinda worries me

    Anyways PD is May 04 EB3 - so long way to go - and besides caring at this point when I see PD of 2006 getting GC



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  • alterego
    02-01 11:18 PM
    Seems to me, whether we like it nor not, whether it is fair or not, whether it is sensible or not, whatever, whenever this issue has come up since 2005, despite efforts to separate them our issue is tied up with the fate of the issue of the illegals in legislators minds.
    American legislators(collectively) don't seem willing or able to deal with these issues separately.
    So, though from a philosophical perspective I remain neutral on the issue of legalization of the status of illegal immigrants, I feel our best interests are served with a pro CIR candidate, whatever the stated position about legal highly skilled immigration. They simply don't seem ready to move on that without CIR. Whatever the consequences for the economy and global competitiveness.

    Overall a McCain vs either Obama/Clinton would be OK for us, since at the very least the temperature of the debates on the issue of immigration will be less and the tone of the debate more rational and reasoned. Also that match up would make it less likely for a 3rd candidate. Romney would have fanned the flames of the anti immigrants. I write in the past tense because the or"MITT"uaries on that campaign are already being written for publication after Feb 5th.

    Agree with logiclife that election of pro immigrant senators would help. That seems to me, to mean democratic gains except blue dog democrats, since that would help them push legislation through. All in all we want immigration to remain in the discussion, but the conversation to be less emotive and more reasoned and rational and civil.





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  • PHANI_TAVVALA
    12-06 09:15 AM
    This is equivalent to $155,000/year. Indian companies like to report CTC (cost to company/compensation) rather than gross salary. So $155k CTC doesnot sound out of normal range salary ($90K gross +relocation+1 time sign-on+benefits (401k,medical, dental, bonus etc)) for someone working for a big tech firm in California.



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  • seaken75
    07-14 10:47 PM
    USCIS is not required to return your adjustment of status applications within any timeframe. If your number becomes current before you receive your applications back, i suggest that you send in new applications and indicate on the I-485 that you submitted adjustment of status applications in July 2007 and have not yet received any correspondence from USCIS on the case.





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  • Blog Feeds
    06-25 01:20 AM
    VIA USCIS

    Introduction

    U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) is seeking public comment on a proposed federal rule that would adjust fees for immigration benefit applications and petitions.* The proposal, posted to the*Federal Register (http://edocket.access.gpo.gov/2010/2010-13991.htm)*on June 11, 2010 for public viewing, would increase overall fees by a weighted average of about 10 percent but would not increase the fee for the naturalization application.

    Background

    USCIS is a fee-based organization with about 90 percent of its budget coming from fees paid by applicants and petitioners to obtain immigration benefits.* The law requires USCIS to conduct fee reviews every two years to determine whether it is recovering its costs to administer the nation�s immigration laws, process applications, and provide the infrastructure needed to support those activities.* This proposed rule results from a comprehensive fee review begun in 2009.*********

    USCIS�s fee revenue in fiscal years 2008 and 2009 was much lower than projected, and fee revenue in fiscal year 2010 remains low.* While USCIS did receive appropriations from Congress, budget cuts of approximately $160 million have not bridged the remaining gap between costs and anticipated revenue.* A fee adjustment, as detailed in the proposed rule, is necessary to ensure USCIS recovers the costs of its operations while also meeting the application processing goals identified in the 2007 fee rule.*

    Highlights of 2010 Proposed Fee Rule

    The proposed fee rule would increase the average application and petition fees by approximately 10 percent.

    Understanding the unique importance of naturalization, USCIS is proposing that the naturalization application fee not be increased.

    The proposed rule would establish three new fees for:



    Regional center designation under the Immigrant Investor Pilot Program (EB-5);
    Individuals seeking civil surgeon designation; and
    Recovery of the cost of processing immigrant visas granted by the Department of State.
    The rule also proposes to adjust fees for the premium processing service.* This would ensure that USCIS can continue to modernize to become a more efficient and effective organization.

    The proposed fee structure also reduces fees for five individual applications and petitions as a result of lower processing costs:



    Petition for Alien Fianc� (Form I-129F);
    Application to Extend/Change Nonimmigrant Status (Form I-539);
    Application to Adjust Status From Temporary To Permanent Resident (Form I-698);
    Application for Family Unity Benefits (Form I-817); and
    Application for Replacement Naturalization/Citizenship Document (Form N-565).*
    Current and Proposed Immigration Fees

    Application/Petition Description*

    Current Fees*

    Proposed Fees

    I-90 Application to Replace Permanent Resident Card

    $290

    $365

    I-102 Application for Replacement/Initial Nonimmigrant Arrival-Departure Document $320 $330 I-129 Petition for a Nonimmigrant worker $320 $325 I-129F Petition for Alien Fiance(e) $455 $340 I-130 Petition for Alien Relative $355 $420 I-131 Application for Travel Document $305 $360 I-140 Immigrant Petition for Alien Worker $475 $580 I-290B Notice of Appeal or Motion $585 $630 I-360 Petition for Amerasian, Widow(er) or Special Immigrant $375 $405 I-485 Application to Register Permanent Residence or Adjust Status $930 $985 I-526 Immigrant Petition by Alien Entrepreneur $1,435 $1,500 I-539 Application to Extend/Change Nonimmigrant Status $300 *$290 I-600/600A Orphan Petitions $670 $720 I-687 Application for Status as a Temporary Resident $710 $1,130 I-690 Application for Waiver on Grounds of Inadmissibility $185 $200 I-694 Notice of Appeal of Decision $545 $755 I-698 Application to Adjust Status From Temporary to Permanent Resident $1,370 $1,020 I-751 Petition to Remove Conditions on Residence $465 $505 I-765 Application for Employment Authorization $340 $380 I-817 Application for Family Unity Benefits $440 $435 I-824 Application for Action on an Approved Application or Petition $340 $405 I-829 Petition by Entrepreneur to Remove Conditions $2,850 $3,750 Civil Surgeon Designation* *$0** $615 I-924 Application for Regional Center Under the Immigrant Investor Pilot Program *$0 $6,230 N-300 Application to File Declaration of Intention* $235 $250 N-336 Request for Hearing on a Decision in Naturalization Proceedings $605 $650 N-400 Application for Naturalization $595 $595 N-470 Application to Preserve Residence for Naturalization Purposes $305 $330 N-565 Application for Replacement Naturalization/Citizenship Document $380 $345 N-600/N-600K Naturalization Certificate Applications $460 *$600 Waiver Forms (I-191, I-192, I-193, I-212, I-601, I-612) $545 $585 Immigrant Visa* $0 $165 Biometric Services $80 $85






    Last updated:06/09/2010





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  • goel_ar
    12-19 11:05 AM
    My h1 got approved in june 2008. I did travel to China in September & entered back on Sep 10 using H4. Is it possible that my entry changed my latest status to H4?

    Thanks,
    LG.





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  • digitalborealis
    01-10 06:24 AM
    Research statement? Have never heard about that one! Are you a postdoctoral research fellow?

    No I am not a research fellow. Just Telecomm Engineer who has Master's Degree from US. I just interpreted Research Item in 221G Green Document as my Thesis work and explained it in the research statement along with the other documents.

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  • bobby
    04-03 02:18 PM
    see answers in CAPS:
    Couple of questions, if you don't mind.

    1. Did you go on your vaction after getting your 3 year extension based on your approved I-140? NO MY H1B HAD BEEN EXTENDED FOR 1 YEAR AS I HAD ALREADY COMPLETED SIX YEARS BUT DID NOT HAVE AN APPROVED LABOR CERTIFICATION OR I-140 YET

    2. Did you apply for 3 year H1-b extension even though your passport was not renewed? YES IN EARLY JAN 07

    3. Did you renew your passport before you travelled on your vacation? I am asking this just to know which passport had your visa stamp? NO, "OLD" PASSPORT HAS VISA STAMPS FROM FIRST SIX YEARS ON H1B

    4. Did UCSIS approve your H!-b extension for 3 years and does the I-94 on your I-797 indicate that the new H1-b is valid for 3 years? PENDING CASE NOT APPROVED YET. USCIS WORKING ON RECEIPT DATES OF 1/13 AND MY RECEIPT DATE IS 1/26

    WHEN YOU RECEIVE YOUR EXTENSION APPROVAL A NEW I-94 IS ATTACHED TO THE EXTENSION NOTICE AS IN THE CASE WITH PREVIOUS RENEWALS/EXTENSIONS





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  • techbuyer77
    07-16 10:11 AM
    If they accept people who didn't listen to govt annoucement and sent their applications and reject those who sincerely listened and obeyed, well all hell will break loose.I will sue USCIS personally(not a class action suit) and even sell my house to pay the lawyer fees.:mad:

    You are right! 100% Why people who follow all the rules are always screwed up and the ones who doesn't the government ALWAYS cut them some slack!

    It is like the CRI. I went thru the pain to work for YEARS on this GC and now people who got here illegally LAST YEAR will have GC and I still dont have mine (in the hipotetical case it ever passes, thanks God it didn't) It is not fair! what about all the money and time I spent to get here?

    The people who does not follow the rules should go at least to the endo of the line!



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  • optimystic
    04-08 06:21 PM
    See my details in signature.

    Just waiting for the Processing dates in Nebraska to progress now.





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  • tinkugadu
    07-04 10:25 PM
    In General there is a big need of Talents in US, so If you go now I dont think they will dig details in your case. According to my recent study (As I went for stamping in April)they are just checking W2s or recent Pay stubs. So you should be fine.

    Just in case if they ask why you did not do MS and jumped to Job be prepare to give convincing answer.
    Good Luck.

    thank you all guys, i will probably take a attorney and i am also preparing my self to give a good answer if they ask.



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  • sandy_anand
    06-04 09:54 AM
    Thats the Senate and House for you...they get up very late since they party late into the night!...:)





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  • amoljak
    03-24 03:32 PM
    Here is an example of how they twist the facts.

    http://www.numbersusa.com/overpopulation/ourlostfuture.html

    A 4th grader (not from the US) can point out that this graph is not to the scale and incorrect.

    We should collect their responses to questions and may be setup a site called falsenumbersusa.com to post them and point out the fallacies



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  • rupchikgulti
    06-18 04:42 PM
    We are planning to visit India in the month of November. We are looking to stamp our passport with H1B/H4 visas at Mumbai. How we can select appointment dates for the week of November 9 to November 13.
    I have tried to look at VFS website (https://www.vfs-usa.co.in) but not showing any dates after month of July...
    Can anyone please help me?

    Also, we are looking to stamp our passport the next day when we arrive in Mumbai. Do anyone know the good hotel near by embassy to stay?

    I really appriciate your help.

    Thank you.


    Sahi jawab diya Saxena. Logon ko muft main hi sari information chahiye hoti hai. Kuch homework karo bhai.





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  • hbk
    04-22 03:33 PM
    Most of the above documnets were optional 2 years back, but now it become compulsory in all these, Workorder/SOW and PO is very much necessary, for an approval, Since this is a Premium Processing, there are chances of getting an RFE, asking for original contract between client and the vendor, at that time you can ask the Final Vendor or Client to send or Fax the contract directly to USCIS. And ask your attorney to mention in a covering letter in the RFE that the contract is sent by your Vendor Attorney thru mail or fax,

    Last year I had the same situation, on Premuim Processing, and I got the above RFE, and got an year extension, this year I am proactive I am applying for normal processing, 6 months back. with all the above documents.toatl (10 years in US)

    Good Luck to you and let us enlighten us, what happened to your case.

    Prayers to everyone who are in this difficult phase of life extending the H1B.

    May GOD Bless

    Thanks a lot for the response.

    Fortunately my extension got approved for 3 years without any RFE in 3 business days.
    Here are the details...

    Processing Type: Premium Processing
    Receipt Number: EAC-XX-XXX-XXXXX
    Processing Center : VSC
    Applied for : 3 years(Based on Approved I-140)
    Approved for : 3 years
    Fedex date: 04/08/2010
    Receipt Notice Date: 04/12/2010
    RFE Date: N/A(No RFE)
    RFE Responded Date: N/A
    Status: Approved
    Approval Date: 04/15/2010

    Model :Employer(Desi Consulting)--> Vendor--> Client
    Submitted all docs which I have mentioned in the beginning of this thread/topic.

    Again submitted client & vendor letter without end dates. Also just submitted
    contract papers between employer & vendor, had not submitted any purchase/work order.

    Regards.





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  • optimystic
    09-15 11:52 AM
    It still says Aug 15th. I don't think they will release it yet.

    I can see it. Refresh your browser

    Thanks inskrish for the news.

    Anyway, the Proc. dates are a heap of bull shit. The NSC Proc date for I-485 says July 08 2007. We all know the dates were 'U' and noone could have filed a I-485 between July 2 - July 17th (July 2 fiasco). So how can the oldest application that the NSC is blocked on can be dated July 08 2007 !!!

    Even if they came across ineligible applications like that, wouldn't they just outright reject them and quickly move on to some other application that they can process??? Why would they consider themselves blocked on such application(s) and issue the processing date to reflect such transient status ???





    milind70
    04-01 05:58 PM
    Folks,
    I checked my status online today (4/1/2008) and this is what it says:

    "On December 13, 2007, the post office returned the notice we last sent you on this case I485 APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS as undeliverable. This may have serious effects on processing this case. Please call 1-800-375-5283 to update your mailing address for this notice to be re-sent."

    I had subscribed to email notification, but I didn't get any email in december :confused: . It has been 3.5 months since that notice.. So I am little tensed.

    My Situation:

    PD - Feb-2005
    Labor - Approved
    I-140 - Approved

    I-485 - Address mistake, filed the address correction on 9/18/2008 and got the confirmation in the mail that the address was changed.

    I immediately called the number listed and opened a SR for this. The CSR said he cannot look at my file to see what address is listed. I am not sure how I can get to a Level 2 IO ?

    So I am not sure, what notice was sent and where ? Is there anything else I can do ? Will InfoPass help ?

    I am thinking that it might be the FP appointment but I am not sure.


    -Bipin

    I and my wife had applied online for our EADs in Nov2007 , we got our EAD RN in a week time but in Jan i got FP notice for EAD and Jan 19 2008 my EAD got approved and mailed as per the online status , but when i checked for my wifes status it said notice returned undeliverable . My wife wrote to to the service centre with copies of her 485 FP, EAD RN which had the same address as well as a copy of the EAD application showing the same address as well as to the local Post Office as to why this was returned as undeliverable when all the other notices were fine . We did fedex these applications overnight and two days the online status changed as card approved and she got her EAD on Jan 30th or so.
    I would suggest if this is a mistake of USPS who have returned the notice even though the address is correct write to USCIS with copies of earlier notices with the same address and request them to resend and to USPS asking as to why the notice was returned as underlivered where as earlier other notices were delivered.
    It worked for us , we did not get into the hassle of calling Customer Support and taking infopass and going to Local office as these are pretty cumbersome and time consuming. It did cost us 14 dollars for express mail via USPS but apart from that it was fine and it worked. Hope our experience helps





    GCSOON-Ihope
    06-14 04:57 PM
    On what basis does I-485 get processed?
    Is it based on Labor application (Priority Date) or by date of receipt of I-485 application? :confused:

    Or by luck of the draw?:cool:


    The applications themselves are processed by receipt date but the approval still depends on your PD.Someone correct me if I am wrong...



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